Why fish are better than women

1.
They don't complain about the size of your rod.
2.
You can take home more than one fish per night.
3.
They give you a good nights entertainment and dinner next day.
4.
Fish are willing to swallow anything.
5.
You feel proud to be seen with a big fat fish.
6.
Fish are happy when you throw them back.
7.
You catch fish on crab, but catch crabs off women
8.
You can boast about your fish down the pub.
9.
Fish don't talk about your tackle with their mates.